using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

(Source: hans--moleman, via i-aint-bovvered)

directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

(via swindon-town-swoodily-pooper)

swindon-town-swoodily-pooper:

i do this all the time and i feel like if the person behind me saw my calculator screen they would think i’m an idiot

(Source: awesomephilia)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean

(via perfectpsychopath)

peetababy:

(via ladykatniss)

sallymurphy:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being 
for real 
like 
god bless you and your family 
and I hope all your dreams come true 
amen

(Source: instant-amnesia, via one-direction-one-reasontolive)

i’m just a squidward in a world full of spongebobs

(via i-aint-bovvered)

doctorwho:

“Do you like Doctor Who?”

(Source: yourealwaysseeingstars, via dlittleone)

Pretend you're in the hunger games being interviewd by caesar 

• Caesar: tell me, is there a special guy back home?
• you: no, not really.
• Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
• you: well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
• Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHAHAHA!
• you: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
• Caesar: and why not
• you: because... he is fictional.

(via feltgasm)